What I desperately wish was the worst part of my date from the other night:
Guy: I *love* Broadway musicals!
Me: I've only been to one so far, but I didn't enjoy it. It was We Will R-
Guy: Stop right there! I loved it! How did you not love it??
Me: The story was flimsy, the pop culture references were forced, and the protagonist referring to her as "his woman" and that crap didn't sit well with me.
Guy: But that's how it was back then!
Me: The story takes place in the future.
And then the rest of the evening continued to careen downhill for several reasons that had nothing to do with Queen.
As my friend/writing coach/pastor/fellow Queen fan Toni Amato always says: Never piss off a writer! We will make you immortal, and you will not like it!