I was worried that someone would steal this blog name and use it on Tumblr, so I beat them to the punch!
Yes! I made a Tumblr account that will lure people here. Hubris, yo! Fuckin' hubris!
There can be only one! Also... fuck Adrian Paul!
And HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY COUNTERPART AND MERCURY GURU NUMERO UNO!
Here, have a Freddie!
He's like, "Yeah, yeah. Happy birthday, dear. Is it time for cake yet??"
Okay, that's actually me.